Welcome to Gemstar Incorporated's homepage. As an internationally widespread company we see our customers as family and people who would like to broaden their horizons by having access to the usage of all the languages without having to spend months or years learning them using our #1 product: The Parietal Interpreter or as more commonly known The Parent.
The Parent
The Parent was invented by the Founder of Gemstar Inc., Abraham Watson on July the 4th 2014.The product's main goal is to help foriegn people connect with one another without having for one of them to learn the other's language.The actual product is about 500nm wide and 250nm across in the shape of a hemi-sphere.The product is carefully inserted into the upper prosterior part of the brain called the parietal lobe, this is the section of the brain where the words of a spoken language is interpreted by the brain.Using nanotechnology and electromagnetic wave manipulation, the product is able to translate any sentence you hear into a language that you can understand in just a few nano seconds.The product works with a remote that emitts signals unique to every product.From the remote you can adjust which language you would like the device to translate the spoken language to.The device starts recording when the record button on the remote is pressed, at the end of the spoken text the record button is pressed again to translate the text into the language that is adjusted on the remote.the remote comes in two forms: the hand-remote and the wrist-remote. The hand remote is much like a projecter's remote only with a display panel.The wrist remote is similar to a digital wrist watch and can also tell the time and date(for your convenience).
The Parent costs $250,000 plus $100,000 for the surgery necessary to intall it(insurance covers the surgery bill if your company is Sunshine Insurance).The operation and the purchase must happen at the Gemstar Inc.`s headquaters on 415 East street 71th Ave, Manhattan.Refunds are not accepted and there is no warranty!
About Us
Gemstar Inc. was founded in the year 2014 by Abraham Watson in California on the idea that people's reticency to study foreign languages shouldn`t stop them from leading a hard-ship free life. What makes Gemstar Inc. different from other companies is that we have an employee count of 1(Abraham Watson, the founder/CEO). As an international company with dozens of competitors(all of which had to declare bankruptcy for reasons still unknown) we pride ourselves by making the customers feel like they are worth something other than how much they have in their bankaccounts.To see a list of our generous sponsors please click here